official-daft-punk:

earlier this afternoon i dropped the corner of my laptop on my boob really hard and honestly that shit hurt so much i literally had to hold my boob for like 5 minutes and lie down

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirsĀ 

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starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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  • Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

ambienne:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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I will never stop reminding people that Machete is the uncle of the kids from Spy Kids.

memeguy-com:

My dorm sure knows how to celebrate Halloween the right way
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